Vintage Cuties Review

I'm a big fan of retro porn. I love burlesque, I adore old stag films and I especially enjoy seeing the evolution of porn through the ages. Vintage Cuties provides all that I love in a retro site and more.

The members' area is filled with everything that I would expect from a site of this kind. There is a page-top menu, there is a welcome message and neatly organized areas pointing out the most recent site news, as well as directing members to bonus sites. There are several sites that include a mobile version of Vintage Cuties, but also others like HomemadeJunk, MatureCuties and HairyPussyCuties amongst others. The most popular galleries and videos are also listed on the homepage and in the menu you'll find a space to keep track of your favourites.

The content isn't particularly exclusive and mainly because it is stuff that has been around for a long time. The archive, as promised, dips into the early days of photography and film making, which means you end up finding content that has been circulating for almost 150 years. It's hard to tell you exactly how much content is here, but it's a lot.

Photos are sectioned by years, for example 1850 to 1920, 1920 to 1940 and then by decade up to the 1990s. There are also specific collections including amateur, burlesque, playing cards, covers and posters and retro ads, for example. I think this is an appropriate organization and the categories are easy enough, although it would be even better to have a model list or keyword search for specific stars. There is a category of retro stars in both the photo and video sections, but you can't sort these galleries alphabetically. There are approximately 840 stars in the photo collection and around 200 stars in the video collection. This doesn't include content where there are unknown amateurs, but this should give you a fairly decent idea of how much content you'll find. Also, with daily updates of photos and at least two video updates a week, you'll always have something new during your regular visits to the site.

Content on a site like this is only as good as the original photographs, films or videos. Some of the content, especially the oldest stuff, will not have HD quality and the site promises to deliver the content in as close to the original as possible, which means no tweaking or fixing, which has its charm in this genre. Photo sizes vary. I found 751x575 to be an average size, but there are smaller ones and there are larger ones. The good news is that most of the collection seems to be quite good. Even looking through the magazine covers and layouts, I didn't see any discernable creases or discoloring, but rather they looked like they could have just come off the presses.

Videos begin with the year 1900 and if you know anything about film, then you'll understand that these early porn films are quite a treat. Even some of the earliest Hollywood films didn't last the medium, but there is an impressive collection of porn here. Some of it is clearer than expected and, of course, as time moves forward the filmmaking and the clarity becomes increasingly better. Again, screen sizes vary with around 640x432 being the average with some smaller and some larger. There are a lot of AVI downloads and these don't typically come with streams, but there are also MP4 formats, which you will be able to stream. The downloads are fast, although it wouldn't hurt for Vintage Cuties to have both options offered for all the films.

Final Verdict

Vintage Cuties is an extensive collection of retro porn with pictures dating back to the 1850's and with porn flicks from the early 20th century through to the 1990's. I thought the quality was decent and while navigation could be improved, I didn't have any particular problems finding my way around the members' area. However, what I personally felt was missing from the site was information, not only about the listed porn stars, but about the clips and movies, as well. I understand that some of the content, particularly amateur porn stuff, might not have any information other than the year it was made, but for the content that is more recent, it wouldn't hurt to have some more in-depth details about the movies. However, at least the site does point out when the films are foreign and I was exceptionally excited to find some porn from Sweden and even from Greece, which is unique.